So you want people to believe that you're Jesus Christ. Or, if you don't want to be tied down to anything so specific as Jesus, then you at least want people to think you are the physical embodiment of God on earth.
Who wouldn't want this? The list of benefits is as long as my arm.
First off, if you're a man (and generally speaking, it mostly seems to be men who reach for this dream), then you get to have sex with all the women in the congregation.
Which if you think about it, is an incredible privilege for the women. I mean, you're having sex with some gullible, emotionally fractured woman. That woman, on the other hand, is having SEX WITH GOD. Where to even begin? Let's just call that one a Win/Win.
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